in a perfect world, there would be two of me

Fuck, why do people care so much about the royal wedding? The royals are pointless. They're not even powerful.

My plan was to send a few of my photographers to Hollywood, to photograph the Red Carpet arrivals this weekend. Well, family members died and maturity levels lowered and blah blah blah, long story short, I've decided not to send children to do a man's job.

Stephanie, want to come to Hollywood with me and insult celebrities behind their backs?

Jesus, next time I'm even minorly sick, I'll be sure to log on here and complain about it.

Glad I left Seattle before that fucking snow thing happened. Though this place is not much warmer. Not that I was looking for a complete change of climate. I think if I lived in a place much warmer than this, I'd go insane. It's certainly quiet here. That's new. I think I like it. For now, anyway.

So, what does everyone do here to prevent hypothermia?